I may have reached new levels of blogging obsession, for today I brought my camera to my vaginal exam. Hell...why not? What could be more fun than a vaginal exam? I mean, besides everything in the whole world?
The point is that I do not look forward to this annual ritual of violation so I decided to add a bit of fun to it. I brought my small camera so as not to be detected taking photos. I didn't want people thinking I was weird or something. Psh.
One of the many enjoyable tasks of visiting the gynecologist is peeing in a cup. It must be done every time. Honestly, I don't even know what they're checking. Ph levels or pregnancy, I think. Whatever. So here is me with my little pee cup, which I have written my name on as instructed. Hello little pee cup. I hate you.
Once in the exam room there is much to catch the eye. Wonder what all this stuff is for?
"Do not use in eyes and ears". Noted.
Well doesn't this look cozy and inviting! Just strip down naked and drape these cut up old bed sheets over yourself. They won't actually cover a damn thing and you'll be all exposed, but just relax until the doctor is ready for you.
While you're naked and waiting, why not enjoy some reading material.
There, all done! This is what I came here for. It's called a Pap test. You don't even want to know where that stick thing just was and, quite frankly, neither do I. But there it is. See you next year!!
