Grove Market and Deli

Big. Sandwich.

Huge.

The biggest sandwich you will ever have in your entire life.

It's the size of a newborn baby. A delicious ham and turkey baby. With mayo.

My arm got tired holding my sandwich baby while waiting in line to pay. And the thing was so huge it was almost impossible to eat.

Best. Sandwich. Ever. Seriously. Go get one tomorrow. Bring your appetite and a hungry friend.

Grove Market and Deli
1906 South Main Street
Salt Lake City

Thanks for the lunch suggestion, Mindy!

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...mostly because I feel like typing, but I don't really have anything to say right now. The clicking sounds make me happy. (Thanks, Willow!)

10 Years Ago: I was living downtown in the quaintest craphole apartment ever. I met and started dating the man that, four years later, would become my husband. I saw Titanic and liked it. I visited Yellowstone National Park for the first time and lost my virginity.

5 Things On My To Do List: Pick up conditioner and cotton balls, lose 10 pounds, get my house organized, finish the three books sitting on my night stand and sew myself a skirt.

5 Snacks I Enjoy: Sharp cheddar and crackers, fresh fruit, hummus with wheat thins, pretzels or pita bread, chips and salsa, olives.

5 Places I've Lived: Salt Lake City, Murray, West Valley City, Sandy....that's it! Only lived four places and all in Utah.

What I Would Do If I Suddenly Became A Billionaire: First, I would go to work and say all the things to all the stupid ass people I've always wanted to say. If I don't get fired, I'll quit. I'd buy a better home (one with a great yard so I can open a foster home for animals) and a more eco-friendly car, donate to my favorite causes and volunteer my time (since I'd be unemployed), share some with family and friends, and start traveling the world.

5 Jobs I've Had: I've only had three jobs: Sales Associate for a Big Box retailer, Video store clerk, and Optician (although I've been an optician at three different companies).

5 Things You Don't Know About Me: I like cheese, pickle and mustard sandwiches. I really enjoy reading young adult novels. My childhood dream was to become an Egyptologist when I grew up. When I was a kid I had a strange obsession with erasers that were shaped like things (usually candy, kitties or rainbows...but sometimes other food too. and sometimes scented!) and I obtained a rather large collection (but never used them to actually erase anything). The nail on my right pinky finger is pigmented...it looks dirty, but it's not! Just pigmented.

Now I Tag: Nick! Come on, babe...post some randomness about yourself!