Take That, Fire!

See?

You see this???

I have created fire! Mwahahahahaha!

A lovely, cozy fire all by myself and without melting any carpet! Unfortunately, there is no one here to see my masterpiece in flame, hence the photo to prove my inspired work.

Hmph. Figures! As soon at the husbands back is turned, I do something brilliant like NOT burn down the house.

Okay, so maybe lighting a fire in my fireplace isn't the worlds greatest achievement. But seeing as how I've failed miserably in all my previous attempts at making fire (campfires, fireplace fires, etc) this is a momentous occasion.

How shall I be rewarded for this?