What Would Jesus Drive?

During a conversation while lying in bed with my husband, discussing dinner for Sunday, the following statement is made, which spurred an entirely new discussion:

Nick: "Sunday is for Monster Trucks. And Jesus."

Me: "Monster trucks, huh?"

Nick: Yeah. If Jesus were alive, he'd be driving a monster truck."

Me: "Whatever you say, dear."

Nick: "You don't believe me?"

Me: "Well, what kind of a monster truck would he drive?"

Nick: " A big one. And it would run off bio-diesel that he made himself."

Me: "What would he make it out of?"

Nick: "Whatever bio-diesel is made out of. I don't know how to make it! Jesus was the farmer."

Me: "Um, I think Jesus was a carpenter."

Nick: "Oh. Well, what do you think he would drive?"

Me: "I think he'd be driving, like, a 1965 Pinto. With bumper stickers on the back that say 'Jesus Saves'."

Nick: "Okay, that's where you're wrong. The Pinto wasn't manufactured in 1965."

Me: "You're a geek."

Nick: "Well, it wasn't. And Jesus wouldn't drive no Pinto and he certainly wouldn't drive an AMC Gremlin."

Me: "What the hell is an AMC Gremlin?"

Nick: "The car from Waynes World."

Me: "Oh! He would totally drive one of those! And it would have mis-matched doors."

Nick: "Monster truck."

Me: "Go to sleep."