These are my new magic pills.
They're hand crafted by leprechauns and contain rainbow sprinkles, unicorn dandruff and fairy dust.
Taken each day, these crimson capsules will be the catalyst for an enchanting feeling of remaining upright and will grant the ability to get shit done. To put it clinically: red pills make feel better.
Side effects may include impulsive singing, blue birds on your shoulder, and pooping rainbows.
They're hand crafted by leprechauns and contain rainbow sprinkles, unicorn dandruff and fairy dust.
Taken each day, these crimson capsules will be the catalyst for an enchanting feeling of remaining upright and will grant the ability to get shit done. To put it clinically: red pills make feel better.
Side effects may include impulsive singing, blue birds on your shoulder, and pooping rainbows.
2 comments:
I should have taken the blue pill.
hmmm, you had me until the very last line!
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